Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Jan. 5)

  I just bought the game Rocksmith.  This is a video game that teaches one how to play a real guitar.  How long will it take to master my ax under Rocksmith's tutelage?

a.) 6 months (5%)

b.) a year (8%)

c.) David, you have a better shot of traveling to space via lighting your farts on fire and using them as fuel for a special, space-traveling, fart-jet-pack wherein you encounter a group of aliens who give you a handjob so good it will send you back to Earth. (87%)

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Important!! The Davey Mac Sports Program will be changing iTunes feeds soon!

  Hello, Friendies!  Due to the rousing success which has been the Davey Mac Sports Program, we need to change iTunes feeds.

Why?  The good news is that the shows has attained a huge audience, much bigger than we anticipated, with many more thousands of subscribers than our bandwidth can take.  Also, the current account that we are using only lets us backlog the previous 29 episodes, and we have had so many people email us that they want access to all the episodes, that we have decided to get a different feed which will allow us to post EVERY SINGLE episode that we've ever done!

Hoorah!  This is a good thing, because it means ALL of our Davey Mac Sports Programs will now be available for the first time ever!

What does this mean?  Well, when the change happens, please re-subscribe and (if you want) leave the 5-star reviews like you had previously done which has made the Davey Mac Sports Program one of the top shows on iTunes and Stitcher.com.

This change will occur sometime within the next week, meaning that last night's show may or may not be available on the old feed.  Either way, it will be available on the new iTunes account when it goes up.  In the meantime, you can watch the show in the Ustream section of this site (http://www.EastSideDaveCountry.com/HappyTimes   Skip through the first 17 minutes if you want to go directly into the program).

Thank you, everyone, for supporting the show!!  And keep an eye out for the changes!!  Tell your friends to re-subscribe and (if they want) leave 5-star reviews!!  Thanks again!

Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Jan. 4)

  What is the next big holiday you are looking forward to now?

a.) Valentine's Day (2%)

b.) St. Patty's (21%)

c.) Easter (8%)

d.) Poop's Eve (24%)

e.) The Cummy Jizztival 2012 (25%)

f.) Nell Carter Day (20%)

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The Davey Mac Sports Program is LIVE tonight on Ustream!

  You read that right, Icabod!!  Watch the wonder and pee that is the Davey Mac Sports Program, LIVE tonight at 7 PM (EST)!  Just go to the Ustream section of this here Gosh-Dang website, farg-rabbit!!  And if you should a-happen to miss the cotton-pickin' show, be sure to a-download it from either iTunes or Stitcher.com!!  For easy links to those sites, visit the Davey Mac Sports Page from this here Carl-Weathers site, pig-puggit!!!  Bang bang!!  And why we've evolved into a drunken Wild West cowboy we have no idea, but all's we can say is that we haven't slept well in a fortnight, ah-Denholm Elliott, shiz-shnabbit!!!  Bang, bang!!!

Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Jan. 3)

  Happy New Year, homies!  What is your New Year's resolution?

a.) Lose some weight. (12%)

b.) Stop procrastinating. (8%)

c.) Get a promotion at work. (11%)

d.) Cease using animals as toilet paper. (19%)

e.) No more blackmailing my three-year-old. (22%)

f.) Quit burying my jack-rags in the backyard in hopes of growing a Jizz Tree. (28%)

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Davey Mac and his shows are back LIVE this week! Hip-hip-hooray!

  You got that right, silly!!  The Davey Mac Sports Program is LIVE again tomorrow night, Wednesday, on Ustream at 7 PM!  Just go to the Ustream section on this website to watch the fuck-magic!

And as always, a couple of hours after the broadcast, the show will be available to download on iTunes and Stitcher.com!  Go to the Davey Mac Sports Page for those links!

Lastly, the special Satellite Radio version of the show, the Davey Mac Sports Program XL, will also be LIVE this Saturday (Jan. 7) on Sirius XM!  Tune in to the Opie & Anthony Channel- Sirius 206, XM 105- at 8 PM (EST) for the shits!!  And call in at 866-WOW-1-WOW!

It's ON, baby!  I want to say to you Happy New Year!  I think 2012 is really gonna be special!  If 2011 was the Year Of The Dave (as critics have said), then 2012 is the Year Of The Dave And His Legions Of Loyal Fans, Most Of Whom Have Drug Issues And Have Served Time; And That Includes Dave Himself!  Let's do's it, dogsie!!!!!

Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Dec. 30)

  What are you gonna do on New Year's Eve?

a.) Have a nice, quiet night at home with my family. (12%)

b.) Go to a massive party and shit my brains out. (8%)

c.) Puke on the sidewalk in front of horrified children who will be traumatized forever. (22%)

d.) Stalk an ex-lover. (18%)

e.) Plan an escape from my prison cell and pay a little "visit" to the mother-fuckers who set me up!!!  They're gonna fucking pay!!!!! (40%)

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...A couple of things from David McDonald...

  ...first of all, I love you.  No shit.  I ain't afraid to say it.  I love you and would like to squeeze you into a million pieces and then take those pieces and put them in my pocket and go on a roller-coaster with those pieces.

Secondly, the Davey Mac Sports Program, both the highly-acclaimed Internet version and the even more highly-acclaimed Sirius XM Satellite Radio version have been on vacation (mainly because no one else would do the show with me during Christmas week), but that doesn't mean that you can't enjoy the wonder and magic that was the Davey Mac Sports Program XL Holiday Special!  It shall replay this Saturday on the Opie & Anthony Channel- Sirius 206, XM 105- at 8 PM (EST)!  A truly remarkable program can be drunkenly enjoyed again so tune in!

Thirdly, after going on the roller-coaster with you, I'd take you into my office and scatter you on a bulletin board like I was John Nash, trying to solve problems and shit.

Sayonara!

Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Dec. 29)

  Should I be nervous that I pooped up four, totally undigested grapes this morning?

a.) No, it's natural. (28%)

b.) Yes, you are probably some sort of fruit-demon and belong in Hades. (33%)

c.) You should be more nervous that after you pooped up your precious grapes, you touched them a little while they were still in the toilet bowl.  This signals mental problems, you fucking freak!!! (39%)

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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Dec. 28)

  How do you feel about New Year's Eve?

a.) It is an over-rated holiday. (18%)

b.) Bull shit!  It is an under-rated holiday!  (22%)

c.) I'm usually blacked out on New Year's Eve so how the hell would I know?!  (21%)

  d.) I make my biggest mistakes of the year on that day!  I love it! (19%)

e.) My dick hurts! (20%)

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More great photos from Evan of HeyNiceCamera.blogspot.com from East Side Dave Birthday Party!

  (Thanks to Evan for more great shots from the 11/11/11 East Side Dave Number One Birthday Party!  Visit Evan’s site on http://HeyNiceCamera.blogspot.com/ and follow him on Twitter.com/HeyNiceCamera!

Dave blows the roof off the house

The East Side Dave Number One Birthday Party Evidence Pictures

And in case you missed some:

Dave and Anthony Cumia (from the Opie & Anthony Show)- the new Simon and Garfunkel

Dave and Primetime Sam Roberts (of Sirius XM)

Dave and Sam- Don't Look Back In Anger (with marijuana in coat pocket)

Dave- birthday parties are fun!

Spend New Year's Eve this Saturday with a replay of the Davey Mac Sports Program XL Holiday Special on Sirius XM!

  First of all, I want to say Happy Holidays and I hope you're enjoying yourselves and that you've had a great Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, and what have you!  If you are a white Atheist, then I hope a safe or piano doesn't fall on your head while you are walking on the sidewalk, I guess, I don't fucking know!!!  Anyway, we had a great show over the weekend!  If you missed it, fear not!  A replay of the Davey Mac Sports Program XL Holiday Special will be on this Saturday on Sirius XM Satellite Radio!  Just tune to the Opie & Anthony Channel- Sirius 206, XM 105- at 8 PM (EST) for the joy and wonder and probably a little pukies!!  Too much punch!  OK, ok, too much Jack Daniels that I put in the punch, fine you caught me!!  See ya then!!!!

Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Dec. 27)

  What is the most depressing part of the Post-Christmas season?

a.) Taking down the decorations (6%)

b.) No more anticipation for presents (3%)

c.) No Christmas specials on TV (7%)

d.) Whoa, whoa, whoa!  We still have New Year's Eve to look forward to!!  And we shall celebrate by over-drinking and farting!!  Then we have Valentine's Day where we will take the missus out to a fine restaurant where we shall over-drink and fart!  Then, St. Patty's Day!!  That goes without fucking saying!!  Next up is Easter where we will honor Jesus' resurrection by a little over-drinking and farting...July Fourth, grilling and over-drinking...Labor Day- drink, fart...Halloween- drink, candy, fart...Thanksgiving- eat, poop, drink, football, nap, drink, fart...and then it's Christmas all over again!!!  Now cheer up, silly!!!!!  (84%)

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The Davey Mac Sports Program XL on Sirius XM Satellite Radio, Saturday, Christmas Eve!

  Yessiree, daddy!  Spend Christmas Eve with the Davey Mac Sports Program XL on Sirius XM Satellite Radio!  Tune in at 8 PM (EST) to the Opie & Anthony Channel- Sirius 206, XM 105- for the Christmas magic!  We shall sing Christmas carols, drink too much alcohol, poop a little, talk the sports, exchange gifts, order hookers, avoid bullet-fire, resist being blackmailed, and have a generally Merry Ol’ Time!!  Be there!!  And if you miss it; the show replays on Monday at 3 AM (EST)!  See you there!!  Oh look, boys and girls!!  I think I see reindeer!!    Wait, nope, I’m just on acid again!!  Shit, Rudolph is shooting lasers at us with his nose!!  Duck everybody!!!

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from East Side Dave McDonald!

  Hi, homies!  I just wanted to say Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to everybody!!  I hope you get everything you want as long as it's not some over-sized dildo (Aunt Eudice), a package of crystal meth (Cousin Frankie), or another sex slave from "parts unknown" (Uncle Gary).  Have a wonderdul holiday season and listen to the Davey Mac Sports Program XL, on Sirius XM Satellite Radio, this Saturday (Christmas Eve) at 8 PM (EST) on the Opie & Anthony Channel- Sirius 206, XM 105!!  Now if you'll excuse me, I have to drive Uncle Gary to the airport!  Merry Christmas!!!  Let's do's it!!!!

Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Dec. 23)

  Christmas is almost here!  Have you been naughty or nice?

a.) Naughty (14%)

b.) Nice (24%)

c.) Which list would "killing a guy" put me on? (18%)

d.) Is it naughty to rape an animal? (21%)

e.) I've been nice...but only to criminals (23%)

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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Dec. 22)

  Christmas is only three days away.  Be honest.  Do you prefer giving or receiving?

a.) Receiving (12%)

b.) Giving (37%)

c.) I don't prefer one over the other.  I'm just praying to Jesus that I don't get arrested on Christmas Eve yet again and am forced to spend the whole next day in the God-Damned slammer!  How was I supposed to know that you can't operate a pogo stick while intoxicated?  When did that fucking law get passed?!?!  'Cause I sure as shit wouldn't have voted for it!!!! (51%)

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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Dec. 20)

  How excited are you for Christmas?

a.) So excited I haven't farted in 10 days! (22%)

b.) So excited that I've farted 50 times in the past four minutes! (28%)

c.) All this farting talk is making me nauseous! (26%)

d.) I just farted! (24%)

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Davey Mac Sports Program XL on Sirius XM Satellite Radio- legitimized by the Internet!

  Hey, homies!  We were pleasantly surprised to learn that the Official Sirius XM Satellite Radio site has the Davey Mac Sports Program XL listed as one of the Shows on the Opie & Anthony Channel (Sirius 206, XM 105)!  Also, listed in the Hosts section, is Mr. David McDonald!  Yeeehhhaaww!!  Not it's only a matter of time before our show goes daily!  And then maybe they re-name Sirius XM Satellite Radio:  Davey-us DM Dynamite Fabio!!  But we want to make it absolutely clear that we mean "Fabio" in the Italian "Fabulous" sense of the word; and that in NO WAY is Dave McDonald linked to that big, fucking, modelling weirdo!!  Though sometimes we do think we would like Fabio's hair, and maybe we wouldn't mind touching his biceps a little and-  FUCK!  Listen to us!!  We're getting side-tracked!!!  Check out the great, new show in radio, the Davey mac Sports Program XL, on Sirius XM, every Saturday at 8 PM (EST) on the Opie & Anthony Channel, Sirius 206, XM 105!!  And check out the link!!  Peace!!!

http://www.siriusxm.com/theopie&anthonychannel

Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Dec. 19)

  I heard one of my neighbors say he "hates Christmas."  What should I do?

a.) Ignore it (12%)

b.) Gift-wrap my and my dog's feces, light the "presents" on fire, then throw it down his chimney with a note that says May You Burn In Hell.  Love, Santa Fucking Claus. (88%)

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