Poll-verizing! (Dave's Poll of the Day)

If you had to cut off one body part to save a loved one's life- which one would you choose? (Voting results in parentheses)

a.) arm (22%)

b.) leg (24%)

c.) eye (36%)

d.) the part where pee pee comes out (16%)

Special Delivery may or may not be live on Saturday!

OK, here's the deal, Sam & Dave fans.  For sure, Sam is not going to be at the show.  He is attending the Killer Bees' legalized New York wedding this Saturday.  Congratulations, Jumpin' Jim Brunzell!! But fuck YOU, B. Brian Blair, you still owe me twenty bucks, you leach!!! Anyway, I was planning on doing a solo show but this Hurricane Irene bitch may prevent that.  Check back on Saturday in the afternoon for a better update! I'm gonna go on a 12-hour drunk now, good bye!!

Poll-verizing! (Dave's Poll of the Day)

What natural disaster are you most frightened of? (Voting results in parentheses)

a.) earthquake (23%)

b.) hurricane (27%)

c.) tsunami (9%)

d.) farts (41%)

Poll-verizing! (Dave's Poll of the Day)

Have you ever tickled someone you just met? (Voting results in parentheses)

a.) Yes (42%)

b.) No (58%)

Poll-verizing! (Dave's Poll of the Day)

How much money would it take for you to kill your neighbor's pet? (Voting results in parentheses)

a.) Zero dollars (8%)

b.) $10,000 (34%)

c.) $1,000,000 (22%)

d.) 50 bucks (36%)

Davey Mac Sports Program LIVE tonight on Ustream!!!!

That's right, People! Just click on the Ustream section of this website to watch the show.  Check my twitter or facebook or google + for an update on the exact starting time (it's usually around 6 or 7 PM EST).   We're having fun with these so check it out! And make sure you stay in this weekend, Hurricane Weather Is A-Comin'!! I'm just looking out for you is all!! I CARE!!!!

Poll-verizing! (Dave's Poll of the Day)

If they forced you at gunpoint, what member of the Sopranos would you allow to suck on your toes for two hours? (Voting results in parentheses)

a.) Paulie Walnuts (11%)

b.) Silvio (34%)

c.) Uncle Junior (28%)

d.) Pussy (27%)

Vote now!!!!

Poll-verizing! (Daves Poll of the Day)

If you were forced at gunpoint to do one of the following, which would you choose: (Voting results in parentheses)

1.) Eat Conrad Bain's vomit (24%)

2.) Use Conrad Bain's urine as sun block (24%)

3.) Smear Conrad Bain's feces on your eye lids (22%)

4.) Utilize Conrad Bain's semen as a hand sanitizer (30%)

Special Delivery Starring Sam & Dave returns LIVE this week!

Sam & Dave had a Best-Of over the weekend because I had to attend a going-away party for my parents and Sam is undergoing back surgery after slipping in the bathroom at Six Flags Great Adventure.  But we WILL, or more specifically, I  WILL be back on Sirius 206, XM 105 this very weekend. Rocking and jocking.  Sam, on the other hand, is scheduled for ear surgery after his bad experience at a Rob Zombie concert. We're gonna kills it, dogsie!!! Tune in Saturday at 8 PM EST for the Madness, the Warmth, the Fuzziness, and the Poopth!!!

Poll-verizing! (Dave's Poll of the Day)

What celebrity would you most like to try to stuff 20 gumballs in their mouth? (Voting results in parentheses)

a.) Alan Thicke (24%)

b.) Phil Collins (26%)

c.) Phylicia Rashad (22%)

d.) Dog the Bounty Hunter (28%)

Vote now!!

I fell down thrice today.

How does a grown man fall down three times?  It should not happen to an individual who is sober at the time- which I was.  First, I got out of bed and tripped over one of my dumb-bells like a jackass.  That was number one.  Then, after it cutting way to close to get to my radio station where I proceed to rock the Jersey Shore, I flew out of my car and, with my shoes being untied, I slipped and fell down the fucking hill by the parking lot that leads to the station like a fucking idiot!!!  Number two.  Then later, while on the air, I picked up a lava lamp that we keep in the studio.  Not realizing that the lit-up, "lava" part of a lava lamp is generally NOT bolted into the base of the lamp, I tipped the lamp over and the glass part fell out- dropping to the floor.  Me, like a retarded shmizbo, jumped desperately after the lamp thinking I would catch it.  When I did not, the fucking thing exploded red fucking lava all over me, most noticeably on my white Adidas shoe. Boom. The trifecta of clumsy jiz-heads. Number three was safely in the books.  Anyway, have a good day, I plan to walk into a water fountain and have my testes region soaked in a few minutes. Bye!

Davey Mac- killing it LIVE!

We had a great show this past week on the Davey Mac Sports Program LIVE on Ustream! Thanks to all who watched the show.  And remember- you can still download the program on iTunes or Stitcher.com from the Sports Page.  The show will be LIVE again next Wednesday on this site in the Ustream section! And look for some sporadic shows like the East Side Dave Happy Times Show which will pop up from time to time. Check here in the News section, or on Twitter, Facebook, etc. for updates! Thank ya! See ya, dogsies!

Poll-verizing! (Daves Poll of the Day)

What animal could you eat while they were still alive? (Voting results in parentheses)

a.) mouse (22%)

b.) duck (26%)

c.) Bronson Pinchot (52%)

Vote now!!

Davey Mac Sports Program video streaming LIVE today on this site!

Hello, Davey-acs! This evening the Davey Mac Sports Program will be video-streamed LIVE on this site! Go to the main page and click on USTREAM CHANNEL. You'll be able to watch the show right here on East Side Dave Country.   If you want the name of the actual Ustream channel- it's "The East Side Dave Happy Times Channel."  Follow my twitter or Facebook for an update later today on when the show will begin! To listen to the show on your mobile device or computer, we will still post it later this evening/tomorrow morning on iTunes and Stitcher.com as always.  Excitement in the air! In the air tonight! Phil Collins! Thirty Points for me!!

Poll-verizing! (Dave's Poll of the Day)

(Results of the voting in parentheses) What would you want to see the MOST?

1.) Front row seats to your favorite broken-up band reuniting? (24%)

2.) A private viewing of the newest film hosted by your favorite director? (26%)

3.) Your favorite actor personally thanking you at their acceptance speech when he/she wins an Oscar? (20%)

4.) Front row seats to your favorite sports team winning a championship? (30%)

Poll-verizing! (Dave's Poll of the Day)

How many times has Dave peed his bed this year? (Voting results in parentheses) a.) None  (0%)

b.) Once (4%)

c.) Two to five times (34%)

d.) Six times or more (62%)

Special Delivery Starring Sam & Dave killed it over the weekend!!

Sam & Dave would like to thank you guys, the best listeners in the Land of Radio, for continuing to support the show with your great calls and excellent feedback. Somewhere in a parallel universe the people who run Radio Stations and Corporations actually listen to such feedback and reward people who deliver for them every week.  Somewhere on an alternate Earth, Sam & Dave would have deservedly gotten a daily show rather than a weekly one; so that we could spread our magic and beauty 5 times a week. But alas, that world (for now) is not this one. But that doesn't mean we don't rock the shit out of Radio's Dicks! Cuz we do! We rock shit and farts and puke out of Radio's Dicks all the time! Thanks again, homies! See ya later!

Special Delivery LIVE tonight at 8 PM EST!

Sam & Dave get ready to rock the shit out of Satellite Radio's ass! We're on tonight at 8 PM EST (5 in the West) and we will destroy all other shows! Sirius 206, XM 105 for laughter and bullets and puppets and popsicles and alligators and Conrad Baines and Chunky soup and cazoos!! Let's do's it!!!   

Poll-verizing! (Dave's Poll of the Day)

Who would win in a steel cage match?  

a.) Andy Dick (12%)

b.) Dick Van Dyke (52%)

c.) Bob Eubanks (36%)

Vote by emailing me...through the Contact Section! Vote now!

Special Delivery Starring LIVE tomorrow night!

We will be LIVE as usual tomorrow night on Sirius 206, XM 105! Planned topics include Dave and his accordion collection, Sam and his constant bestiality, Garrett and his refusal to pay taxes, Monica and her four "justifiable" homicides. Tune in at 8 PM EST (5 in the West) for a show that will suck the juices from your body and give them back to you in a biodegradable water bottle! Peace!