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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Feb. 9)

  I feel sick today.  Someone told me I am just run down from commuting to New York from New Jersey the last two days, and flying to Indianapolis and back before that.  Do you agree with that "someone"?

a.) Yes, David.  You are run down.

b.) No, Davey Mac.  You are not run down.  You just have a new case of Super Bowl Killer Measles that will rapidly spread throughout the Northeast, killing millions.

c.) Maybe you have a new, unknown virus- we could call it Cummy's Disease (you know...for fun).

d.) Fuck this "someone", Dave!!  They don't deserve the spit we use for expectorating on naughty children!!!


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