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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Feb. 8)

  I'm back from the Super Bowl after the Giants WON!!!   Where does my life go from here?

a.) Only up, David! (62%)

b.) Who the fuck knows?!  What do I look like a fucking fortune-teller, you son of a bitch?!  Does my driver's license say fucking Nostradamus on it, you cock-sucker?!?!  Fuck off!! (7%)

c.) I apologize for yelling right there, David.  I haven't slept since the Patriots lost. (20%)

d.) My dick hurts. (11%)


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