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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Jan. 27)

  No NFL football this Sunday (the Pro Bowl does NOT fucking count).  What are you going to do?

a.) Spend some extra time with the family.

b.) Get some work done.

c.) Pretend to clean the garage but actually smoke pot in there, only periodically coming out to spank it multiple times in the upstairs bathroom, seeing if the Sunday Record of 8 Times of Jizzing can be broken.  And if the record falls, a celebration will ensue that includes Budweiser, Play-Doh, and a dachshund.

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