If I had an "accident" last night, and I'm NOT saying that I did, but if I perhaps had an accident and peed the bed, what should I do?
a.) Tell no one, wash the sheets. (18%)
b.) Tell the wife that soda was spilled on the bed and ask her if she can throw the sheets in the washing machine. (16%)
c.) Do nothing. Say nothing. Leave the pissy bedding where it is. Deny EVERYTHING. (8%)
d.) This is what happens when you chase a 2-liter bottle of ginger ale with a half bottle of Nyquil at midnight while watching Ancient Aliens. And who are you trying to lie to, David? Your so-called "accident" was not a bed-wetting but rather a bed-shitting!!! And even worse- it was your God-Damned DOG'S bed, you sick bastard!!! (58%)
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