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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Jan. 26)

  If I had an "accident" last night, and I'm NOT saying that I did, but if I perhaps had an accident and peed the bed, what should I do?

a.) Tell no one, wash the sheets.  (18%)

b.) Tell the wife that soda was spilled on the bed and ask her if she can throw the sheets in the washing machine. (16%)

c.) Do nothing.  Say nothing.  Leave the pissy bedding where it is.  Deny EVERYTHING. (8%)

d.) This is what happens when you chase a 2-liter bottle of ginger ale with a half bottle of Nyquil at midnight while watching Ancient Aliens.  And who are you trying to lie to, David?  Your so-called "accident" was not a bed-wetting but rather a bed-shitting!!!  And even worse- it was your God-Damned DOG'S bed, you sick bastard!!! (58%)

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