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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Jan. 25)

  I'm going to the Super Bowl!  How psyched should I be?

a.) REALLY so psyched!! (22%)

b.) EXTREMELY psyched!!! (30%)

c.) So psyched that I'm thinking of getting drunk and then lighting my butt on fire and then storming into the 7-11 by my house and exclaiming to the cashiers that "My name is Fire Ass!  And I demand a large, FREE Slurpee, mother-fuckers, or suffer my Fire-Gas!!!" (49%)

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