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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Jan. 24)

  It's gonna be 52 degrees today!  In January in New Jersey?!?!  What should I do with this wonderfully temperate weather?

a.) Take a lovely walk on the boardwalk. (18%)

b.) Enjoy the park. (15%)

c.) Play some golf. (12%)

d.) Go to the Adult Emporium on Route 35, buy Big Wet Tits Volume 7 on DVD, spank it while looking at the box in the car.  And since the weather is nice, the windows can be rolled down!  Yeehhhaaw!! (55%)

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