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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Jan. 20)

  Today is Jan. 20th.  Which means exactly one year from today, we will be either swearing in a new President of the U.S., or we will be re-electing the current President.  What do YOU think will happen?

a.) Pres. Obama will be re-elected (31%)

b.) A new President will be elected (29%)

c.) Davey Mac will be arrested in the election booth for urinating on the voting knobs and then walking out of the booth and telling everyone he voted for President Piss. (40%)


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