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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Jan. 19)

  I'm sick as a dog.  I have been sick a lot this winter.  What do you think is the biggest reason?

a.) Not enough Vitamin C. (13%)

b.) Not dressing warmly enough. (13%)

c.) Blowing my germ-infested mucus on my Giants sweatshirt, yet continuing to wear it because the sweatshirt brings me good luck.  But now there is so much snot on it that it has turned from blue to green and I feel that my liquidy boogers are slowly engulfing me; like the story in Creepshow where Stephen King becomes a grass man.  Only replace the grass with snot.   That's me. (74%)


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