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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Jan. 18)

  I just bought a really old, used car because my last one broke down.  How long will this piece of shit last me?

a.) 6 months (10%)

b.) a year (8%)

c.) It'll last two weeks and then explode suddenly and without warning on the most freezingest day of the God-Damned year and you forgot to re-apply for Triple A, so you're just stuck on some shitty road in the middle of nowhere all because you were reading a copy of Weird New Jersey magazine and you thought it would be fun to look for the albino village.  Well, gues fucking what?!?!  These albinos are now gonna eat you ALIVE, you trespassing piece of garbage!!! (82%)

 

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