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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Jan. 17)

  My favorite football team, the New York Football Giants, is playing in the NFC Championship for a chance to go to the Super Bowl.  How excited am I?

a.) Really excited. (23%)

b.) Really, REALLY excited! (31%)

c.) So excited that I have grabbed my New York Giants Pillow Pet and fucked all the stuffing out of it and replaced said stuffing with joyful and triumphant jizzies!!! (46%)

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