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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Jan. 12)

  I didn't shower today because I only got a couple of hours of sleep.  The thing is, I forgot that I didn't shower yesterday (Wednesday) due to me wanting to sleep in.  And on Wednesday I forgot that I went to bed on Tuesday night without showering after working out with my dumb-bells and treadmill.  Does this make me?

a.) A scumbag? (8%)

b.) A dirtbag? (11%)

c.) Not that gross...unless you jerked off a few times in the past 48 hours and let the cummies dry on you and you have done some shites (as the Brits would say) and they were wet ones and you still haven't showered.  You didn't do that, did you, David?  Oh, for fuck's sake, you DID?!?!?!  Oh, shit-fuck, you're a God-Damned mangy animal!!!  You make Pigpen look like a God-Damned neat freak, you fucking unclean bastard!!! (81%)

 

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