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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Jan. 6)

  Do you like technology...or has it become more of a hindrance?

a.) It is quite helpful. (15%)

b.) It is getting annoying now. (13%)

c.) Technology routinely fucks me in the ass.  And I mean that both figuratively and literally.  Figuratively it fucks me because my brilliant show, the Davey Mac Sports Program, is down (TEMPORARILY) because we are in the process of getting new accounts and then re-adding all the episodes (which go back to 20-fucking-10!!) to iTunes and because the show has gotten many more subscribers than our original feed was capable of holding.  And then technology fucks me in the ass literally because when I am in bed at night I swear sometimes I can hear a Robot and his trusty assistant, the Computer, whispering to each other that I will be sodomized when I fall asleep.  And then the next morning when I wake up, my ass hurts as if metal and plastic dicks were protruding it, and I check myself and find little microchips in my anal cavity.  Now how the fuck do you explain THAT, Robot and Computer?!?!  Stay the FUCK out of my house!!! (72%)

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