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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Jan. 5)

  I just bought the game Rocksmith.  This is a video game that teaches one how to play a real guitar.  How long will it take to master my ax under Rocksmith's tutelage?

a.) 6 months (5%)

b.) a year (8%)

c.) David, you have a better shot of traveling to space via lighting your farts on fire and using them as fuel for a special, space-traveling, fart-jet-pack wherein you encounter a group of aliens who give you a handjob so good it will send you back to Earth. (87%)


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