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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Jan. 3)

  Happy New Year, homies!  What is your New Year's resolution?

a.) Lose some weight. (12%)

b.) Stop procrastinating. (8%)

c.) Get a promotion at work. (11%)

d.) Cease using animals as toilet paper. (19%)

e.) No more blackmailing my three-year-old. (22%)

f.) Quit burying my jack-rags in the backyard in hopes of growing a Jizz Tree. (28%)


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