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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Dec. 29)

  Should I be nervous that I pooped up four, totally undigested grapes this morning?

a.) No, it's natural. (28%)

b.) Yes, you are probably some sort of fruit-demon and belong in Hades. (33%)

c.) You should be more nervous that after you pooped up your precious grapes, you touched them a little while they were still in the toilet bowl.  This signals mental problems, you fucking freak!!! (39%)

 

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