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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Dec. 27)

  What is the most depressing part of the Post-Christmas season?

a.) Taking down the decorations (6%)

b.) No more anticipation for presents (3%)

c.) No Christmas specials on TV (7%)

d.) Whoa, whoa, whoa!  We still have New Year's Eve to look forward to!!  And we shall celebrate by over-drinking and farting!!  Then we have Valentine's Day where we will take the missus out to a fine restaurant where we shall over-drink and fart!  Then, St. Patty's Day!!  That goes without fucking saying!!  Next up is Easter where we will honor Jesus' resurrection by a little over-drinking and farting...July Fourth, grilling and over-drinking...Labor Day- drink, fart...Halloween- drink, candy, fart...Thanksgiving- eat, poop, drink, football, nap, drink, fart...and then it's Christmas all over again!!!  Now cheer up, silly!!!!!  (84%)


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