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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Dec. 22)

  Christmas is only three days away.  Be honest.  Do you prefer giving or receiving?

a.) Receiving (12%)

b.) Giving (37%)

c.) I don't prefer one over the other.  I'm just praying to Jesus that I don't get arrested on Christmas Eve yet again and am forced to spend the whole next day in the God-Damned slammer!  How was I supposed to know that you can't operate a pogo stick while intoxicated?  When did that fucking law get passed?!?!  'Cause I sure as shit wouldn't have voted for it!!!! (51%)


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