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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Dec. 19)

  I heard one of my neighbors say he "hates Christmas."  What should I do?

a.) Ignore it (12%)

b.) Gift-wrap my and my dog's feces, light the "presents" on fire, then throw it down his chimney with a note that says May You Burn In Hell.  Love, Santa Fucking Claus. (88%)


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