Geez Louise, it's HOT! We're talking a heat index of 101 today, 103 tomorrow, Dave Pound! You stay indoors and make sure you're hydrated! Shit! I'm so hot, I'm starting to hallucinate that I'm Buster Poindexter! That's HOT!
I'm gonna go see Harry Potter this afternoon just to get out of the heat which is weird because my house has air conditioning!!! I says HOT!
I'm gonna pour a barrel of ice water on my head like I'm post-Super Bowl-win Bill Parcells!! And I've never coached professional football in my fucking life!! We be HOT!
Hey, Heat (both the team and the weather)---FUCK YOU! It's HOT!!!