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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Dec. 9)

  How hungry am I?

a.) not hungry at all (4%)

b.) a little hungry (11%)

c.) very hungry (13%)

d.) so fucking hungry I could eat a sub that had two pieces of Italian bread with Nell Carter for the fucking meat; and throw in a side of Joey Lawrence fingertips to munch on; and I'll wash it down with a fucking pint of Blossom blood!!  I'm fucking HUNGRY!!!  Nice fuzzy fucking photo, you losers!!!! (72%)


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