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"It's more exciting than shooting someone in the face!"  -Dick Cheney 

 

"I second THAT, C-Dawg!"  -Phil Spector 

 

"I'm so hungry I'd eat the cum out of a dead man's cock!"  -Star Jones 

 

"What the shit happened to my career?  I was a fucking JEDI!!!"  -Mark Hamill 

 

"You were a DICK, is more like it!"  -Harrison Ford 

 

"What do YOU know, Blade-runner?!  Hey, everyone, it's Mr. One-Note:  Harrison Ford!"  -Mark Hamill 

 

 

"Come on, boys, just kiss and make up.  I'll be first.  Harrison, come here and let me kiss you HARD on the cheek, Regarding Henry!"  -Magic Johnson 

 

"Hey, Magic!  You said that was OUR thing!"  -Isiah Thomas 

 

"Heh...um...it IS, Isiah Baby, don't get mad I was just---"  -Magic Johnson 

 

"You're ALWAYS just something, Magic!!  That's YOU, through and through!  And to think- I wanted to have kids with you!!!" -Isiah Thomas  

 

"Isiah Doll-Baby, you know I'm not ready for that kind of commitment!"  -Magic Johnson 

 

"Magic...I'm gonna say this real calm and smooth-like.  Kiss my black pussy GOODBYE."  -Isiah Thomas 

 

 

"Awww, Isiah Kitten-Baby, don't be like that.  Gotta go guys!  Isiah seems real mad this time!  And Harrison, when I get back you better be stripped down to your Indiana Jones fedora!  Meooww!!"  -Magic Johnson