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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Dec. 7)

  Where is it acceptable to urinate if you really have to go?

a.) the side of the road (8%)

b.) your friend's backyard (12%)

c.) your mom's special vegetable garden (14%)

d.) in the trunk of your ex-girlfriend's car (14%)

e.) on on a frog on a lily-pad in a lake, just to see if your accuracy and distance is up to snuff (16%)

f.) in your Uncle Mort's hearing aid while he has taken a nap (16%)

g.) on a line of ants on the sidewalk, pretending that you are God and will cause a Great Flood.  However you must allow the Noah ant to escape. (20%)


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