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Poll-verizing! (The Dave Poll of the Day- 11/15)

I'm sick as HELL.  It feels like a cold mixed with a little bit of the flu mixed with some chicken pox, shingles, little chlamydia, and poopies.  Should I... a.) Get some rest

b.) Jerk all the ill jizzies out of me

c.) Make a nice warm bath for myself and piss in it

d.) Get a Slurpee at 7-11 and make the nice Pakistani man at the register uncomfortable by telling him he has beautiful eye lashes in hopes that knocks twenty cents off of said Slurpee

 

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