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The East Side Dave Number One Birthday Party Is Tonight! Yeeehaaaw!!

  Yes, baby!!!  We are gonna rock the shit out of birthdays, parties, and ones!!!  They'll never see it coming!!!  We're gonna blast their respective dicks off with so much jubilation, drunkilation, and titillation that it'll be like a giant, intoxicated and randy Charles Nelson Reilly just ate us all up and puked us out!!!  Let's play the game!!!  Below is your invitation!!!  And if you're hungover/still drinking/in the hospital tomorrow (Saturday, Nov. 12), don't forget to tune in to the Davey Mac Sports Program XL on Sirius 206, XM 105 at 8 PM in the East, 5 in the West!!  See ya later, yeeeeehhaaawww!!!!!

 

The East Side Dave #1 Birthday Party is TONIGHT!!  You're invited!!

Time
Friday at 8:00pm – Saturday at 4:00am

Location
Gossip Bar NYC (Ninth Avenue between 49th & 50th Street)

What will happen Shenanigans! Music! Debauchery! Games! Spinning! Pukies!

   THIS PARTY IS GOING TO BE THE #1 BIRTHDAY PARTY OF ALL TIME!!
    Live music to be performed by the great Roy Shaffer!  A fog and laser machine will be included!
   Members of the Davey Mac Sports Program will be intoxicated!
Two to five midgets expected to not attend!
    Superstars such as Jeffrey Danger of The Cuertos and Adam from Big Brother shall rock!
   Radio celebrities?  Possibly!
      Television personalities?  Maybe!
   Movie stars?  No fucking way!
     Don’t worry, this party will ROCK!!!
   Get your #1 outfit , your #1 attitude, and don’t forget to go #1 before the #1 birthday party of 2011!!!