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Poll-verizing! (The Dave Poll of the Day- 11/11)

  Today is my big birthday party.  Don't worry you're invited.  Anyway, do birthdays make you:

a.) Happy (15%)

b.) Sad (5%)

c.) Hungry (7%)

d.) Drunk (13%)

e.) High (10%)

f.) A little accident will happen in the pants around 2:00 AM, meaning poopy (23%)

h.) thank goodness I carry around a spare pair of boxers with me in my coat pocket for situations such as these! (27%)


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