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Great July 4th weekend but now I think I may be dying.

My left ear is once again totally closed down for business.  This is the second time in a week that I have gone swimming and emerge the next day with a throbbing ear that is totally useless.  I now require one of those old-timey, hearing things that people from the '40's needed when their hearing left them.


I could use a special brand of ear drops which contains the ingredients of lava and leeches.  In the meantime I am jamming a heated fork into my head to relieve the pressure.  This isn't helping but at least I have begun to hallucinate.

Here is a link of me singing/assaulting others with drunken deafness at an otherwise wonderful party.