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Hey Blackberry, suck it!!!

That's God-Damned right, Blackberry!! Suck it, you son of a bitch!!!  All you did was stop working in the middle of important phone calls, randomly play music during job interviews, and act like an all-around piece of shit!!! Thank God for you, iPhone.  I'm glad you are now in my life and Blackberry is gone. You are good, iPhone.  And clean.  And nice.

Not like you, you fucking dirtbag of a cell phone, Blackberry!!! Good riddance you shitty piece of shit!!!!