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Well, I thank you!

And I mean it! We've had so much traffic that our server couldn't handle THE FIRE and kicked us off. But Kelly the Great re-created this shit from scratch! It'll be 100% by the morning.  I guess this is a good thing.  It means so many people are here that this website is poppin' like Gary Oldman in The Professional.  It means this site is so bangin' The Fly Girls have come out of retirement and are dancing to it as we speak! Thank you, dogsies!!!