Congratulations, Mavericks. You took down the Badness, the Evilness, last night and you deserve the kudos of all of us who are Good and Decent citizens. Well, maybe that's a stretch. But at least Lebron didn't get his ring yet. http://twitvid.com/9SVOB
Here are some of Lebron's thoughts at the post-game press conference about people who don't like him:
"At the end of the day, all the people that were rooting for me to fail ... at the end of the day, tomorrow they have to wake up and have the same life that [they had] before they woke up today. They got the same personal problems they had today. And I'm going to continue to live the way I want to live and continue to do the things I want to do."
Whoa! So you mean because you're a multi-millionaire and can do whatever the fuck you want that your life is better than mine?!?! Well you know what, Lebron, you're god-damned right!!!
But you didn't have to say it out loud.
Here's another video. Watch the footwork. Watch the follow through. Nowitzki-esque.
Congrats, Dirk and Jason Kidd. Now if you don't mind I have to go watch The Lebrons- a cartoon about a Mad Man who imagines there are four different versions of himself living together in an animated sitcom. I think it was thought up by Charlie Kaufman. Adios!