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Poll-verizing (Dave's Poll of the Day)

When's the last time you pooped yourself? (Voting results in parentheses)

a.) When I was a baby (28%)

b.) When I was in Little League (16%)

c.) When I was arrested at Sandy Hook for drunkenly passing out in my own poo on the beach while waves crashed over me and onlookers pointed and took photos (3%)

d.) Maybe we should forget about that last option (53%)


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