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Poll-verizing! (Dave's Poll of the Day)

What is your favorite part of Autumn? (Voting results in parentheses)

a.) The color of the leaves (12%)

b.) Being able to walk outdoors like a human and not having your clothes stick to you like you were made of glue and poop (24%)

c.) Not getting burned by the sun for only being outside a total of three minutes the way you were burned in the summertime (21%)

d.) Not nearly passing due to heat, sun burn, and humidity so severe that you question if you were ever meant to live on the Planet Earth during the warm months (18%)

e.) Can you tell that I'm Irish? (25%)