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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- July 29)

  Have you ever kissed an animal?

a.) Yes.  I made out with a turtle. (24%)

b.) No.  I only like to butt-fuck robots. (25%)

c.) Sort of- I once let a marmot suck my ass. (25%)

d.) I think I was once raped by a platypus.  (26%)

Dave and dog