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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- July 3)

  It's a big Independence Day weekend!  What is your favorite part of America?

a.) I likes how we gets all liquored up and shoots the shit outta dem Canadians!!!  Hahahahaha!!  Bang-bang, Toronto!!

b.) My favorite aspect of America is when we invent Twinkies...and dildos.

c.) I love our freedoms.  Most notably, our freedoms of jerking off in public and drowning birds in the toilet.

d.) I just enjoy chanting- "U-S-A!!  U-S-A!!"  It's my second favorite chant behind "Suck And Fuck!!  Suck AND FUCK!!!"