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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- July 1)

  It's July First which means it's REALLY summer-time!  What do you have planned?

a.) I'm gonna do what I do every summer- drive up to the lake and attempt to drown my grandmother after poisoning her stupid fucking Shih Tzu!! (24%)

b.) Usually during this overly warm time of the year I stay in my air-conditioned home and shove drink umbrellas in my ass. (25%)

c.) I'm gonna drunkenly barbecue my dick!! (25%)

d.) I plan on building my very own Slurpee machine and then smashing the first midget I see over the head with it. (26%)

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