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The Land of the Big Brother (Part I)

  (Published originally in on June 27, 2013)

It's that American time of year where (for those of you who bizarrely don't watch baseball) the best of reality TV comes on. Big Brother. That special time of the summer where you think to yourself- "I would like to go swimming but I really need to see if Rachel is on the Elliptical machine." It'll be fruitful of models and actors and the occasional "real" person. We'll see a tit or a cock or both, if we pay attention. But mostly, we'll see humans acting in their WORST. We'll see boorish behavior and cheap girly tricks. We'll see a man who pretends to be "America's Best Buddy"......and as a result, we might see a woman who is a doctor pretend that she is very stupid, perhaps has a dying parent, used to do drugs......but has now "figured it out". This is what we like. It's Big Brother time, mother-fuckers. Enjoy the madness. God knows I will......and you will......and we might cry to our priest/rabbi/atheist counselor.....but we WILL cry. This much is guaranteed- SOMEONE will let us down. SOMEONE will betray us. But ultimately, that SOMEONE will win. God Bless Us All.

- Davey Mac

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