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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- June 26)

  When I say the phrase, "get all your ducks in a row", what do you think of?

a.) I think of doing some acid and then strangling Emilio Estevez and those asshole-kid-hockey players he coached!! (26%)

b.) I think of what any normal person would think of- going to the lake, capturing baby ducklings, and shoving them up my hostage's ass. (25%)

c.) I think of gettin' drunk an' fuckin' my sister!!!  Yeeehhhaaaww!!     ...What was the question? (24%)

d.) My dick hurts. (25%)

Davey Mac and Ireland