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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- June 17)

  Are you happy?

a.) FUCK yeah, Dave Man!!  I usually castrate three to five Roofie'd mailmen/UPS drivers a day...so I'm damned productive!!

b.) I am relatively happy, David.  Relative to the squirrel who I'm currently torturing.

c.) NO, I'm not happy, Davey Mac!  My mom just caught me jerking off to her wedding photo album!!

d.) As my grandfather always said, "Happiness is like a fart waiting to be sucked out of the butt of a midget."

Dave and puppets