I just farted.
a.) I don't smell anything, Davey Mac!! Then again, I recently won a Who-Can-Saw-Their-Nose-Off-The-Quickest contest! So maybe THAT has something to do with it!! Ahhhhhh!!! (24%)
b.) That's gross, David. Not as gross as me shoving my fingers in a turtle butt...but gross nonetheless... (25%)
c.) I farted, TOO, Dave Man!! Maybe we can be Fart Friends and touch each other!! (26%)
d.) Fuck this poll. (25%)