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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- June 13)

  I just farted.

a.) I don't smell anything, Davey Mac!!  Then again, I recently won a Who-Can-Saw-Their-Nose-Off-The-Quickest contest!  So maybe THAT has something to do with it!!  Ahhhhhh!!! (24%)

b.) That's gross, David.  Not as gross as me shoving my fingers in a turtle butt...but gross nonetheless... (25%)

c.) I farted, TOO, Dave Man!!  Maybe we can be Fart Friends and touch each other!! (26%)

d.) Fuck this poll. (25%)

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