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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- June 6)

  What do you like most about me?

a.) My habit of kicking racist toddlers in the face (24%)

b.) My superb canine-strangling technique which made me back-to-back champion at the 1997-98 Dog-Killing Championships (25%)

c.) My skillful ability to put feces in rest home pillow cases and have unsuspecting old people lay their elderly, naive heads on my shit when they're sleeping (25%)

d.) My talent of jerking off in public libraries, county jails, and convents (26%)

Dave and Easter