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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- June 5)

  I have been sick for at least a week.  What is happening to me?

a.) Maybe putting all those rusty nails into your dick-hole has finally caught up with you, Dave Man!!  You dumb son of a bitch!!!  Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go staple my ass to the wall!! (27%)

b.) It's possible that you have a venereal disease, David.  In fact...it's downright probable.  I injected you with chlamydia while you were passed out the other night. (23%)

c.) You might have what I have, Davey Mac- a bad case of Shit-AIDS. (29%)

d.) I wish I didn't have to participate in these insane polls. (21%)

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