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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- May 30)

  It's fucking hot today...and it's gonna be hotter all weekend.  How do you deal with the heat?

a.) Usually I fly up to Alaska, Dave Man, and murder three to five Eskimos!  Ka-BLAM!!! (26%)

b.) In order to cool down I do what most people do, David...I stick an ice pop into my dick-hole while strangling a penguin. (25%)

c.) Shit, Davey Mac!!  I LOVE warm weather!!  I ALSO enjoy taking nude pictures of my mom while she is on the toilet and pinching dead people! (24%)

d.) I stay indoors and jerk off to Fargo. (25%) 

Dave and Yankee Puppet