It's fucking hot today...and it's gonna be hotter all weekend. How do you deal with the heat?
a.) Usually I fly up to Alaska, Dave Man, and murder three to five Eskimos! Ka-BLAM!!! (26%)
b.) In order to cool down I do what most people do, David...I stick an ice pop into my dick-hole while strangling a penguin. (25%)
c.) Shit, Davey Mac!! I LOVE warm weather!! I ALSO enjoy taking nude pictures of my mom while she is on the toilet and pinching dead people! (24%)
d.) I stay indoors and jerk off to Fargo. (25%)