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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day - May 29)

  So much damned pollen in the air...I think I may be dying.  What do you suggest I do?

a.) First, put a fire-cracker straight up your ass, Dave Man.  Secondly, light it.  And third, chop your dick off, you fucking cry-baby. (26%)

b.) Do what I do, David...find the nearest old person on the sidewalk and kick them in the stomach. (24%)

c.) Davey Mac, I have an excellent home remedy for getting better!  Go to the puppy store and get your FUCK on!! (27%)

d.) I'm calling the police on options A, B, and especially C. (23%)

Dave Is Sick