So much damned pollen in the air...I think I may be dying. What do you suggest I do?
a.) First, put a fire-cracker straight up your ass, Dave Man. Secondly, light it. And third, chop your dick off, you fucking cry-baby. (26%)
b.) Do what I do, David...find the nearest old person on the sidewalk and kick them in the stomach. (24%)
c.) Davey Mac, I have an excellent home remedy for getting better! Go to the puppy store and get your FUCK on!! (27%)
d.) I'm calling the police on options A, B, and especially C. (23%)