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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- May 21)

  Would you like to touch it?

a.) If by "it" you mean your ass, Dave Man, and "touch" you mean tie it to a flag pole in the center of a Mexican village and detonate it like a pale, fleshy pinata...then HELLS YEAH!! (27%)

b.) This poll question is too creepy for me, David.  Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go remove the eye balls of my mother's corpse who I'm keeping in my bed. (23%)

c.) I would LOVE to touch it, Davey Mac, but I just lost a bet and had to chop off my arms!!  Oh well!! (26%)

d.) I just called the S.W.A.T. team, Dave...you have about thirty seconds to evacuate, you fucking pervert. (24%)

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