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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- May 20)

  How was your weekend?

a.) Excellent, Dave Man!!  I tied to turtles together and blew them up with dynamite!!  Yeeehhhaaww!! (24%)

b.) I didn't do anything special, David.  I just stayed home and glued my dick to a jigsaw puzzle. (26%)

c.) I got so drunk, Davey Mac, that I somehow woke up with no right hand!!!  That's the last time I go to a Wine 'N' Severed Limbs party!!! (27%)

d.) I just farted. (23%)

Dave and Puppet Head in bed