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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- May 17)

  I have horrible allergies. Help me.

a.) Sure, Davey Mac! I'll help you...by fucking your ass with my over-sized, blue-ribbon, county fair-winning zucchini, you sick son of a bitch!! (26%)

b.) I don't help anyone with anything, David.  And that includes my pet duck, Puffy, when he started quacking in horror for help as I was eating his brain. (23%)

c.) I'm in jail, Dave Man.  No can do!!! (24%)

d.) I'll help you, Diddy...by cutting off your fucking nose and feeding it to my grandpa!!  Hahahaha!!  ...I'm also in jail... (27%)

Dave Is Sick