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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- May 13)

  Do you believe in ghosts?

a.) Yeah, Dave Man!!  I'm fucking one right now!!  Yeeeeehhhhaaawww!! (25%)

b.) I do not believe in anything related to the paranormal, David.  I'm a skeptic.  I do, however, enjoy shoving large needles up a frog's anus. (24%)

c.) I only believe in gettin' HIGH, Diddy Mac!!  I'm so high right now, in fact, I'm thinking of blowing up my brother-in-law's bowling alley!!  Boom!! (26% )

d.) Ghosts shmosts.  I prefer the famed Dildo Monster of New Mexico. (25%)