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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- May 6)

  How was your Cinco de Mayo, homies?

a.) Excellent, Davey Mac!  I ended up going back to the orphanage in Mexico that I was raised in and blowing it the fuck up!!  Ay caramba!! (24%)

b.) I don't celebrate holidays, David.  Instead, I stay at home and jerk off to March of the Penguins. (23%)

c.) I had an AWESOME time, Dave Man!!  I dropped acid and tied my dad to a chair and painted his face like clown!  (26%)

d.) I just farted a lot... (27%)