How was your Cinco de Mayo, homies?
a.) Excellent, Davey Mac! I ended up going back to the orphanage in Mexico that I was raised in and blowing it the fuck up!! Ay caramba!! (24%)
b.) I don't celebrate holidays, David. Instead, I stay at home and jerk off to March of the Penguins. (23%)
c.) I had an AWESOME time, Dave Man!! I dropped acid and tied my dad to a chair and painted his face like clown! (26%)
d.) I just farted a lot... (27%)