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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- April 23)

  Have you ever wanted to eat your pet?

a.) No, Dave Man...but I have wanted to piss on my former grade school gym teacher, Mr. Churtle.  Too bad he's dead!! (24%)

b.) Sometimes I get the urge to put a WHAM! song on, David, and cut my therapist's toes off... (25%)

c.) I enjoy eating mittens. (26%)

d.) This poll has gotten too weird for me, Dave.  I'm gonna leave and do something normal...like tying my penis to a chair and setting them both on fire. (25%)

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